Posts by Hairtrigger

just because the message is spread far and wide, does not mean the content of the message is correct or of value.. take the example of coca-cola or mcdonalds.... these products are in nearly every nation around the world....but does that mean they are beneficial or healthy?

Hairtrigger

700 languages in 4hundred odd countries. Whats the growth? around 250000 ayear? Out of which 90 percent are born-ins. So 2500 approx. caught by the bird catchers.In 400 odd countries . That gives them approx 7 per country. The God Mews is gonna take a long long time to meow 7 billion people. Hey tight pants GB you gotta hustle. You got a lot of preaching left to do. You sure suck as bid catchers. Switch to fly swatting!!

That is a hell of a poor ratio - 700 lingos for less than 2500 bimbos?

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YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

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friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Hairtrigger

If you are on a 'reurn visit' and it's not to your girlfriend's, your are pure- damn -definite JW .

If you're 'counting time' but get paid not a penny you are a rich-darn JW.

If you keep a straight face when someone lets go in the KH and don't double up and let one off yourself- you're are a fart enamored JW.

If you put your hands together every time some stupid announcement is made, or a crappy talk is given, you are a clap-your-hands -if -you-are - happy JW.

if you are a diligent mike handler in the KH and zero in on your targets without hesitation, equivocation or prevarication, you are a jimmy's - got- potential boom - operating JW.

If you always click pictures at the KH, conventions get - togethers, visiting dignitaries ( read degenerates) and similar occassions you are a flippin dolly - gripping JW.

If you are always the eager beaver operator of the sound system,you are a I-like-it-in-the-back ,best - boy gripping JW.

If you are the generous one, always dippin' to pay for the coffee or refreshments for the Special pioneer( read leech) or the CO or any of the other bandits ,you are suck-up -to-me -proper-Joe-Soap JW.

If you refuse to pay heed to all the evidence that has been brought to you abut the Borg. and it's capricious ,lying philosophy and teachings ,you first in line for the J.W-of -the-year award. as well as the waiting-in-line-to-be-annointed award J.W!

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What could you have been if you were never a JW?

by minimus in

jw
friends

oh, the possibilities!

there is a lot of wasted talent.

Hairtrigger

Been getting laid 11 times a day!!

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Goodbye and thank you.

by wallievase in

jw
friends

it's come time for me to leave.

i honestly feel at this point continuing to visit this site and others like it is starting to hinder me from moving on by keeping all the feelings of pain, resentment, regret, etc fresh.. i haven't posted a lot since i have been on here but to those of you that replied when i did, i appreciate it very much.

you helped me through a very rough time that is affecting me to this day.

Hairtrigger

Don't forget the booze man!!

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About myself

by tamagotchi in

hi to anyone reading this, so i little bit about myself.

i'm 24 years old born-in, all my family are in, my father is an elder.

though i'm not fading as such i no longer believe jw.org is gods chosen organisation so you could say i'm mentally out.

Hairtrigger

Welcome and hope u have a long and fruitful stay!!

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ALL religions are a LIE and a MYTH!!! Yes that includes JEHOVAHS WITNESSES!!!

by ADJUSTMENTS in

all religions are a lie and a myth!!!

for you fearful religious types, no, i'm not the devil nor do i worship him because he is a lie and a myth.

after you were born and before you were taught what or who to believe in, what did you believe?

Hairtrigger

JM

The more you ignore that book and all the others from various religions around this earth , the happier and more satisfying your life's gonna be. Bingo!

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ALL religions are a LIE and a MYTH!!! Yes that includes JEHOVAHS WITNESSES!!!

by ADJUSTMENTS in

all religions are a lie and a myth!!!

for you fearful religious types, no, i'm not the devil nor do i worship him because he is a lie and a myth.

after you were born and before you were taught what or who to believe in, what did you believe?

Hairtrigger

Dead on mate!!

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YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

jw
friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Hairtrigger

If you call your compatriots "Friends" and ain't got any , you've gotta be jo wived!!

You can't speak worth a damn , yet give public talks , you've gotta be jo wived

You think only your shit smells divine yet condescend to smile and look benevolent to the rest of the..you've gotta be jo wived.

you have batass crazy ideas about the future, and arrive at batshit crazy conclusions about doctrines you've gotta be jo wived.

You are totally ignorant and matchingly confident, yu've gotta be jo wived.

Jo Wived= new expression from HT meaning married to the JW .org!! You are the bitch baby and the GB is gonna keep sticking it into you!!