If you are on a 'reurn visit' and it's not to your girlfriend's, your are pure- damn -definite JW .
If you're 'counting time' but get paid not a penny you are a rich-darn JW.
If you keep a straight face when someone lets go in the KH and don't double up and let one off yourself- you're are a fart enamored JW.
If you put your hands together every time some stupid announcement is made, or a crappy talk is given, you are a clap-your-hands -if -you-are - happy JW.
if you are a diligent mike handler in the KH and zero in on your targets without hesitation, equivocation or prevarication, you are a jimmy's - got- potential boom - operating JW.
If you always click pictures at the KH, conventions get - togethers, visiting dignitaries ( read degenerates) and similar occassions you are a flippin dolly - gripping JW.
If you are always the eager beaver operator of the sound system,you are a I-like-it-in-the-back ,best - boy gripping JW.
If you are the generous one, always dippin' to pay for the coffee or refreshments for the Special pioneer( read leech) or the CO or any of the other bandits ,you are suck-up -to-me -proper-Joe-Soap JW.
If you refuse to pay heed to all the evidence that has been brought to you abut the Borg. and it's capricious ,lying philosophy and teachings ,you first in line for the J.W-of -the-year award. as well as the waiting-in-line-to-be-annointed award J.W!