A big guy is walking down a street when he sees a sign on a window that says," WE GUARANTEE YOU LOSE AS MUCH AS 20 lbs IN THREE DAYS OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Price $1500"
He walks in an is greeted by a young hostess. She takes him into a private room and asks him to strip down to his b'day suit . There is a weighing scale and she asks him to weigh himself. He does and finds he weighs 290lbs. She leaves.
He is wondering what he is in for when a secret door opens and a stunningly beautiful blonde walks in. She is butt naked and holds up a sign."IF YOU CAN CATCH ME YOU CAN HAVE ME". Big Mac is delighted and starts chasing her around the room. Once or twice he just about brushes her with his fingers but she, tantalizingly. is always just a touch away. After about six hours of this she leaves and he dresses and goes to the hostess. She asks him to weigh himself . He does and finds he weighs 284lbs. He is over the moon and goes home determied to catch the vixen the next day.
The next morning when he arrives he goes through the same preliminaries and waits stripped . The secret door opens and two girls-both amaxzingly beautiful -enter displaying a sign that says " IF YOU CATCH US YOU CAN HAVE US". Big Mac redoubles his efforts . Six hours later he is delightfully exhausted but no luck . They were just a maddening touch away. He weighs himself and finds the macine saying 277 lbs. He dresses, stunned at his weight loss. He goes home and swears to himself he is gonna get one of them the next day.
He is back on the third day . He almost runs into the private room and gets his tags off in record time.He looks at the secret door almost salivating at the mouth. The door opens and a 6foot 4 inch absolutely muscle-bound African American man, with a dong thats looks like the bottom half of a baseball bat, standing in the doorway with a sign." If I catch you ,you are my bitch!!"