I love intelligent sexy women
Yeah. we know you do.
Are there any "BLONDES" here with an I.Q. over 100 ????
by JH 68 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
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JH
Flyin'
Send me your resumé
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Ms. Whip
blondes give blondes a bad name.
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John Doe
Ok, ok, couldn't resist. :-)
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! Dead Blondes Do Not Lie !
What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
The 1983 Blonde Hide and Seek Champion.
A.K.A
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like for your life... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!
Q: What does a smart blonde and a UFO have in common?
A: You are always hearing about them, but you never actually see one.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: Takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look! Doughnut seeds!
Q: What do you call a blonde dyed brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What did the brain surgeon said when he was up to operate on a Blonde's mind?
A: Space! The final frontier!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the W's!
Q:How can you tell if a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: By the "M&M" shells on the counter top.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for a week?
A: Hand her a box of "M&M"'s and have her alphabetize them.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
A: There is white out all over your monitor.
Q: Which one can vote? A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the third grade together.
A: The blonde, she's 18!
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9!
Q: How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine!
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied for weeks?
A: Give her a piece of paper that says "please turn over" on both sides.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an AM radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Did you hear about the D.O.T. requiring all vehicles with turn signal mounted dimmer switches for the headlights to be placed on the floor?
A: They are doing it because too many blonds kept getting
thier foot caught in the steering wheel!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: scroll down, scroll up
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They all drowned during spring training.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look they spelled Macy's wrong"
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden Labrador.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very fortunate and gifted!
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: What does a blond and a coke bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: None, they are all true.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes at a four way stop.
Q: Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
A: It has a an image of a stamp in the corner.
Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the eleven on the phone!
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How do you drown a Blonde?
A: Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter".
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: By throwing it off of a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: By drowning it.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo that says "Wash, rinse, and repeat."
Q: What's black and blue and red and brown all over?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What is the difference between an intelligent blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot's been sighted.
Q: If there was a 50$ bill in the middle of the road, who would get there first? Santa Claus, smart blonde or a dumb blonde?
A: The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as Santa Claus or a smart blonde.
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
A: That's where you clean vegetables!
Q: Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb?
A: To help out the blonde that's been trying for weeks.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?
A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.
Dayvorce'S Dead Church -
DazedAndConfused
Years ago I tested out at 142 on my IQ test. Who knows what it would be now that I have 12 years 'under my belt'. I have even been asked to join the Mensa Society. Not sure I want to do that. After all, I may be intelligent, but if I cannot handle everyday situations/relationships, what good does it do me?
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Frannie Banannie
JH, don't make me get CP's gun!
Frannie
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JH
You are a beautiful and intelligent blonde Frannie, really !!!
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Frannie Banannie
Good save, JH!
Frannie
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John Doe
Years ago I tested out at 142 on my IQ test. Who knows what it would be now that I have 12 years 'under my belt'. I have even been asked to join the Mensa Society. Not sure I want to do that. After all, I may be intelligent, but if I cannot handle everyday situations/relationships, what good does it do me?
Wouldn't it be nice to be in a group of people that you didn't have to pretend not to be smart? My best friend is a member of Mensa, and she doesn't even put it on her resume because of the negative stigma so many attach to having intelligence. Homer Simpsons and Forest Gumps seem to popular in our society, or is it just my imagination? Prejudice against intelligence is especially true for women. Look back over the people who report high IQ's on this thread. How many of them qualify their achievements with saying things like "it doesn't mean anything" or the like? You should be damned proud of your iq. Admitted it is a small aspect of life, but it is something you can be proud of nonetheless. We need more intelligent people in an age where intelligence is being bred out of the mass population. (or is that my imagination?) The reason I didn't join is becuase I found the membeship dues too steep--something around $50/year. I'm a cheap bastard. :-)
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jgnat
Farkel wouldn't join either. He said it was full of misfits.
