YOU MIGHT BE A J.W. (page 5)

jw07

If you have never been on an operating table, but believe that your heart has been 'circumcised', then you are probably a JW.

brandnew

If when you think of "slave" and you think of one black man , and six white men......instead on one white man , and six black men.........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

If you consider yourself a serious Bible student with an aversion to mentioning Jesus Christ's name publicly but you have no qualms repeating & chanting 'Jehovah' over and over and over again at your place of worship...

YOU MIGHT BE A JW! :) :) :)

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If your idea of "slave" is one that is suppose to be obeyed, instead of the other way around. You might be a JW.

Vidiot

On the other end of the spectrum (reposted from an older thread)...

If you suffer acute anxiety attacks while watching Roland Emmerich movies… you might be an XJW.

If you helping your kids collect school activity pledges door-to-door causes deja vu … you might be an XJW.

If you have trouble remembering what weekday it is without some kind of reference point… you might be an XJW.

If you have to resist the urge to read the ingredients on a package of processed meat products… you might be an XJW.

If you're inclined to view Scientology as a bunch of half-assed amateurs… you might be an XJW (or a GB member).

If you’ve recently sent Darren Aronofsky fan mail… you might be an XJW.

If you’ve recently sent Darren Aronofsky hate mail… you might be an XJW.

If the name "Warwick" doesn’t make you think of a pint-size actor in a furry costume… you might be an XJW.

If misquotes, flip-flops, and circular reasoning make you spitting mad… you might be an XJW.

If misquotes, flip-flops, and circular reasoning make you laugh your ass off…you might be an XJW.

If the word "Crooklyn" carries deep, personal meaning for you… you might be an XJW.

If you're thinking of tattooing T's and A's on your skin with no naughty connotations… you might be an XJW.

If you feel nothing but sympathy for the neighbors of Ned Flanders… you might be an XJW.

If you've recently become somewhat skeptical of Prince's decision-making abilities… you might be an XJW.

If the names "Andre" or "Caleb" trigger uncontrollable facepalming… you might be an XJW.

If your favorite ringtone is a classic Bob Dylan song… you might be an XJW.

If you feel a strange kinship with the cast of Breaking Amish… you might be an XJW.

If you consider a PSA video for the deaf as a gift that just keeps on giving… you might be an XJW.

If you hear the word "generation" in a word-association test and automatically respond with "overlapping"… you might be an XJW.

If a plastic toy wizard is your hero… you might be an XJW

stan livedeath

if people think your first name is " brother "------

Vidiot

stan livedeath - "if people think your first name is ' brother '------ "

...your last name might be "Berenstein".

(sorry, couldn't resist)

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

jw07

brandnew

JW GoneBad

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Vidiot

stan livedeath

Vidiot

Holden Caufield

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