YOU MIGHT BE A J.W. (page 10)

brandnew

If theres no such thing as meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

Pete Zahut

If you've raised your hand in a public meeting and made a comment that included the phrase " Circumcision of the heart"....You might be a JW.

If you've never eaten a meal in a restaurant that didn't involve shoving a half a dozen tables together to accommodate your group and spending 45 minutes afterward figuring out how to divide up the check among 17 people....you might be a JW.

If you've called yourself a Bible Student most of your adult life but have only read the Bible one selected verse at at time and only when directed to do so...you might be a JW.

brandnew

If you have learned how to hold back sneezes........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

Question_Mans_interpretation

If a suit and tie is part of your vacation attire in case a kingdom hall is nearby.....

You might be a jw

If you've never seen your knees wearing a skirt

You might be a jw.

MissFit

😅 lol brand-new & question: You had some good ones.

Any more anyone?

Question_Mans_interpretation

You might be a JW If you rephrase paragraphs you read to put them in your own words...........

Ugh hated doing that as a kid for the Sunday watchtower study.

looter

You might be a jw...

if you have been in the religion since you were born and don't know anything true about the founder...

if the last time you remember sleeping in on a Saturday was when you were a toddler..

if you can go to a 6 hour assembly and the only thing you can remember after you left is when you left...

looter

You might be a jw

if the best thing you could do after someone just saved your life is give them a tract..

if you visit the same houses for years and have never been inside any..

if the worst thing possible that can happen to your family is not showing up to a meeting..

JW GoneBad

If you've been brain-washed into believing that disfellowshipping and shunning is a loving provision...

YOU MIGHT BE A JW!

Coded Logic

If you've ever tried to meet strangers at 4:00 in the morning at a truck stop and craigslist isn't involved . . . you might be a JW.

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

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