YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If birthday cakes make you squirm uncomfortably.....
If you think all versions of the IPhone belong to the same 'generation'....you might be a JW.
If you know the addresses of all of your schoolmates with the intent to avoid them you probably are a jw.
If you think highlighting sentences in a paragraph is "studying" . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you've ever pretended to tie your shoe while someone's giving a toast . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you're an "ordained minister" but you can't even name the twelve apostles . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you bring up the topic of beheadings during your coworkers birthday party . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you believe your great grandaddy, grandad , dad , yourself and your child are of the same generation...you are definately a governing body aka faithful and discreet slave...boot licker !!
If your best friend of many years suddenly grows a beard and you instantly grow suspicious of him - You are a JW.
If you try to redefine well understood words such as "generation", "rulership" or "career" - You are a JW.
If you know what leukocytes are but never went to school beyond 16 - You are a JW.
If you can stare a fact in the face yet still convince yourself it's not true - You are a JW.
If you use the phrase "that makes sense to me" more than once per week - You are a JW.
If your idea of a fun day at the beach involves being dressed in long trousers - You are a JW.
If you've lost your car keys and you think the best way of finding them is by saying a prayer - You are a JW.
If you have sung the same song every month for 20 years but still don't know the words by heart - You are a JW.
you might be a JW
If every teenage private conversation with your mother ends in this advice
'well pray on it, Jehovah will give you the answer' [and she gives you little if any advice, basically because shes clueless]
If every time you go into the ladies handbag section of a department store you make sure the handbag you look at had a place for all those 'tracts' and a bible.
If you never went into the store called 'hot topic' or Victoria's secret
If every car you bought had to be 'good for service'
These comments are hilarious!
Splash, you crack me up!
If you are a Christian and you got men instead of Jesus as your mediator, You are a JW.
Edit: Good one KillerJones!