If birthday cakes make you squirm uncomfortably.....
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
by brandnew 128 Replies latest jw friends
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KillerJones
If you think all versions of the IPhone belong to the same 'generation'....you might be a JW. -
John_Mann
If you know the addresses of all of your schoolmates with the intent to avoid them you probably are a jw. -
Coded Logic
If you think highlighting sentences in a paragraph is "studying" . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you've ever pretended to tie your shoe while someone's giving a toast . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you're an "ordained minister" but you can't even name the twelve apostles . . . You Might Be A JW.
If you bring up the topic of beheadings during your coworkers birthday party . . . You Might Be A JW.
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galaxie
If you believe your great grandaddy, grandad , dad , yourself and your child are of the same generation...you are definately a governing body aka faithful and discreet slave...boot licker !! -
Splash
If your best friend of many years suddenly grows a beard and you instantly grow suspicious of him - You are a JW.
If you try to redefine well understood words such as "generation", "rulership" or "career" - You are a JW.
If you know what leukocytes are but never went to school beyond 16 - You are a JW.
If you can stare a fact in the face yet still convince yourself it's not true - You are a JW.
If you use the phrase "that makes sense to me" more than once per week - You are a JW.
If your idea of a fun day at the beach involves being dressed in long trousers - You are a JW.
If you've lost your car keys and you think the best way of finding them is by saying a prayer - You are a JW.
If you have sung the same song every month for 20 years but still don't know the words by heart - You are a JW.
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sowhatnow
you might be a JW
If every teenage private conversation with your mother ends in this advice
'well pray on it, Jehovah will give you the answer' [and she gives you little if any advice, basically because shes clueless]
If every time you go into the ladies handbag section of a department store you make sure the handbag you look at had a place for all those 'tracts' and a bible.
If you never went into the store called 'hot topic' or Victoria's secret
If every car you bought had to be 'good for service'
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stuckinarut2
These comments are hilarious!
Splash, you crack me up!
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pixel
If you are a Christian and you got men instead of Jesus as your mediator, You are a JW.
Edit: Good one KillerJones!
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jw07
LOL@KillerJones!!!