YOU MIGHT BE A J.W. (page 2)

If you feel the need to constantly judge others....

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

If shiny ornaments and trees in the house make you have a fit of self righteousness.

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

If no one can say "Good Luck" to you without your correcting them.

YOU MIGHT BE A JW. IF you believe that Satan had a hand in

directing movies such as, The Exorcism, Star Wars, Raiders of the

last Ark, South Park, Peter Pan basically any movie that is fantasy.

@JW Gone bad .......i was watchin me some jeff foxworthy....ya know?

You might just be a JW if your friend or family member hasn't harmed you mentally or physically, but you have 'decided' never to speak to them again.

If when somebody sneezes, and you rush to get away.........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

If you have more suit ties, than jeans in your wardrobe.........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

You believe the heavenly Angeles may be watching you

while making love to your wife, no funny stuff in the marriage bed.

You are a JW if you believe that, no maybe....

If a "new order" is NOT something you bought online , and are expecting to arrive at your doorstep.........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

If the smurphs, gave you the heeby jeebys..........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.