Great Experiences- I was serfing the net ad came across APOSTATES

by You People Are All Idiots 110 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    A is for the answers that they give,

    P is for the problems that they solve,

    O is for the only way to live,

    S if for their sifting out the Hall.

    T is for the Teachings they expose

    A is for the advancement that they've made

    T is for the TRUTH that they disclose

    E is found at the end of your charade!

    Whats that spell?

    Freedome!

    Fun with phonics.

    W.Once

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish
    Whats that spell?

    Freedome!

    Brilliant!

    ig.

  • zagor
    zagor

    Mate, so 100.000.000 sperms and you were the fastest???

    But hey its not your fault. alt

    Anyway. Sooo, you basically had to join this site and us to tell us that. Don't you know that once you join apostate site you become an apostate yourself by definition?

    And mate, your grammar is true reflection of theocratic school quality.

    and that people who are LOOKING for the wrong info can no what the site represents

    wh, wh, what?

    Going to the Internet to get stuff for your talk?!? So there's not enough material on WTBS CD-ROM? don't you know who live on the Internet?

    Or were you just looking for good old porn as your dad do at night? alt(with your right hand of course)

    Nuff said. alt

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Aw Zagor, where d'yo get the little rolling on the floor laughing man? Hes GREAT!

    I cant even work out how to use the quote facility. DUH

  • luna2
    luna2

    Katiek, after pasting whatever it is you'd like to quote in the reply box, right click and highlight it. Then go up to the menu and click on the little balloon with the quotation marks in it (next to smiley face), and it will stick the stuff you highlighted in a box for ya. This is, of course, if you are using IE as a browser. I haven't tried with Mozilla or Netscape.

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish
    I cant even work out how to use the quote facility. DUH

    *rasp* na na na na naaaa

    ig.

  • anaperfection
    anaperfection

    Reading posts like the OP makes me realize how fortunate I am to no longer be in the organization. . .

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    You People Are All Idiots"

    Takes one to know one (smile)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I only just saw this thread, but it was good for a laugh!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Oh yeah, so now my apostate feelings are like hurt and stuff. I'm telling my mom! No wait she's dead. Oh but wait, I can still tell her. "Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! There's an a$$hole JW picking on me!!!" By the way, my mom hates JWs.Better watch your back.

    Then, my demon problem started that very evening and I felt Jehovahs spirit leave me and Satan took over and corrupted my mind. Now I live under a bridge smoking crack, playin with myself, talking to demons, and coming here to the library to listen to demon possesed betrayers like you who shouldn't be talking to us and now I'm gonna send "Levathi" my demon friend to cause burns on your asshole AND your nutsack!

    Gumby

    Gumby, you just made laugh and, honey I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Thank you, Rev.

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