I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!

by JWCart1975 55 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  JWCart1975

  JW.ORG is the fastest growing media outlet in the World, our local COBE said we are going to take the Media from Satan's Wicked World!  Repent before it's too late and come back to the Kingdom Hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!  You won't find happiness without Jehovah's Organization and you know it!  Please think about all the good times you had in Field Service, at the Meetings and Book Study closeness with our tight-knit family.  JW.ORG is in talks to buy Funimation

  The Governing Body has humbly begged all ex JWs to return to the loving concern of your body of elders, please return and feel the love!  When was the last time you had a good nights sleep after leaving the Watchtower's Safe Haven free from this World's danger and wicked people?  Only Jehovah's people have true happiness without the debilitating anxiety and fear the World inflicts on you.  While others are suffering from alcoholism, drug addiction, over-use of antidepressants, Jehovah's Organization keep's it's membership busy placing the lifesaving message the End Is Near!  Please return before it's too late, Jehovah will bless you only by humbling yourself and rejoining the Flock of Jehovah!

  Hearing stories how Jehovah's Witnesses are shunning people who faded sounds unbelievable, all I see is the love and joy like the Watchtower artist conception shows, I love being a JW Cart and love all you!

  JW Cart
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  Half banana

  Thank you for posting 1975cart. Your message is so delusional that you should learn how to disentangle yourself from the dire JW propaganda which you don’t even realise you are suffering from. The WTBTSociety has a complete and unbroken 100% failure rate of its predictions over its whole one hundred and thirty five years history, what a triumph of ignorance! It has no credibility left. How many times can you cry “armageddon” and still be believed?

  Why did the Watchtower org join the UN? You will not have been told the real reason because you are a victim of JW org mind control.

  “Millions now living will never die”... Millions of JWs now dead never even got a life!

  What happened to the seventy odd years of “the 1914 generation” hope? This deception made the Watchtower rich and increased its membership, but it was false wasn’t it?

  Go back to the curse of the governing body?...I would rather boil my head ...but surprisingly when you learn The Truth About The Truth and once you have recovered from the trauma, life is very good... I strongly recommend it! (But you can only achieve this if you understand how to think critically).
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  JWCart1975

  The Governing Body decided to hire a professional "Image Re-builder" like "Strict and Company" who successfully helped Papa John rebuild his image after complaining he would have to raise the price of pizza by $.13-.14 per pizza so his employees could get healthcare.  Media attacks and Public Opinion on Papa John's swelled until he hired Mr. Strict, "The Flack when your under Attack" PR Firm specializing in total re-branding, Mitten's Romney tried another agency after his nasty comments caused poll numbers to tank, Watchtower leaders floated a balloon when my video was created and now JWs will buy JW-Cart toys and t-shirts showing their JW.ORG and JWCart pride!

  Half-Banana, try to see things through my eyes and all the wonderful people who pass by me wanting to grab a magazine only to have a bad angel on their shoulder tell them "Don't do that!".  I am only a JWcart carrying the Watchtower's Message of Hope, the only solution for this Wicked World is total obedience to the Organization and Local Elder Body!
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  Half banana

  It must be fun in fairyland!
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  William Penwell

  Please think about all the good times you had in Field Service, at the Meetings and Book Study closeness with our tight-knit family.

  For all the good times I recall there was just as many bad memories. In the end after a bunch of missed prophecies from the WT and a lot of soul searching, I knew it was not the "TRUTH". 

   Please return before it's too late, Jehovah will bless you only by humbling yourself and rejoining the Flock of Jehovah!

  Just more guilt from this organization of conditional love.
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  JWCart1975

  JW.Org is going to open up a online store where you can buy Caleb and Mommy dolls, t-shirts and Bible markers with little old me on them.  The Governing Body approved "Grand-Theft JW-Cart" where a little JWCart is taken from his caregiver at Starbucks by some evil Apostate who drags me forcefully to his Adult Book and Toy store.  There I am tempted, tested and tried by the villain with "Car and Auto" magazines on my rack, I don't cave in to greed.  Next he tries money and wealth, that does not work!  Using Satan's oldest tool, the villain leave's my JW.org label on while filling my slots with Hard Core Porn!  I almost give up hope until I remember the Watchtower's line "We Will Leave No JWCart Behind!", my faith is restored.  Soon the hero arrives, a JW version of "Liam Neeson" (Taken 3) hired by the Governing Body's Black-water unit breaks in and rescue's me from this living hell and soon I am reunited, put back in Field Service without missing a beat and accompanied by a more conscientious JW who does not leave the most valuable thing unattended!
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  konceptual99

  What a feeeeeeling, to go wheeeeeeeeeling......
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  disposable hero of hypocrisy

  This IS a wind up,  right? 
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  Half banana

  Proper JWs do not even know about 1975!
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  Xanthippe

  Of course it's a wind up hence the name with 1975 in it.