by Big Tex 51 Replies latest social entertainment
I have enjoyed all of the Trek Universe with the exception of movie number 5.
God almighty that was bad. It was bad beyond all known understanding of the word "bad".
Well maybe not that bad, but Lord it wasn't any good!
I would like to be Romulan because they are bad ass Vulcans
Generic Man:
Film and television are just as legitimate as books and short stories.
In print you have everything from comic books to Shakespeare, film and video tape also run the gamut from cheap fiction to genius.
the idea of logical beings who keep their emotions in check always fascinated me
Yeah, but I know your tickle spot!
Nina
I think this is what episode guides are for. Go to startrek.com.
-Eduardo
I think you are refering to when Odo had to go to the home planet of the Founders?
Now I know Robert is a serious trekie.
For your reading pleasure.
Rules of Aquisition:
Rule 1. The first rule of acquisition reads: Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Rule 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Rule 13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
Rule 16. A deal is a deal (...until a better one comes along).
Rule 18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
Rule 19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Rule 21. Never place friendship before profit.
Rule 27. There?s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
Rule 31. Never make fun of a Ferengi?s mother.
Rule 33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
Rule 34. War is good for business.
Rule 35. Peace is good for business.
Rule 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Rule 52. Never ask when you can take.
Rule 60. Keep your lies consistent.
Rule 82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
Rule 89. Ask not what your profits can do for you; ask what you can do for your profits.
Rule 94. Females and finances don?t mix.
Rule 104. Faith moves mountains of inventory.
Rule 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Rule 111. Treat people in your debt like family?exploit them.
Rule 121. Everything is for sale, including friendship.
Rule 162. Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.
Rule 177. Know your enemies...but do business with them always.
Rule 190. Hear all; trust nothing.
Rule 192. Never cheat a Klingon unless you?re sure you can get away with it.
Rule 208. Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than the question is an answer.
Rule 211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success?don?t hesitate to step on them.
Rule 217. You can?t free a fish from water.
Rule 242. More is good...all is better.
Rule 261. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Rule 263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
Rule 266. When in doubt, lie.
Rule 284. Deep down, everyone?s a Ferengi.
Rule 285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
The Ferengi?s also had a salvage code, which stated that anything found abandoned was up for grabs.
I think you are refering to when Odo had to go to the home planet of the Founders?
I don't remember now, but was there ever a reason given why they didn't make a DS9 film? I mean at least one, that could have explained a few more things would have been nice.
Thanks for bringing me up to date on what's gone on, but I'm bummed there'll be no more Trek. The only thing that is good about that is it gets rid of Berman and Braga.
Chris
Big Tex:
I would love to see a Deep Space 9 movie. It takes place at the same time as the Next Generation. A new movie should at least have charactors from both series.
El Kabong:
There is another Rule of Acquisition which states, "Always have sex with the boss"
Thanks RKS. Let me see if I could add it to the list.
