Do some WT phrases make you squirm? (page 5)

It is our bookstudy's privilege to clean the Kingdom Hall this week brothers

"Exciting" - as in "Isn't that exciting, friends!?" - apparently everyone in our KH is excited all the time
"Encouraging" - everything is encouraging around here as well
"Upbuilding" - and of course, everything must be upbuilding

Also putting in my vote for "ones" - these ones, those ones, lowly ones, spiritual ones, .. what is up with that?!

And .. WTF is a "lofty throne" - "Heavenly father Jehovah we approach your lofty throne ..." - that drives me nuts!

apparently everyone in our KH is excited all the time

*jeannie wonders if that is allowed in the hall*

"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF 'THE TRUTH'"?--------------------THE TRUTH?

WELL A WOMEN SHOULD GIVE HER HUSBAND "his dues"-------------sounds like paying taxes, time TO pay the dues.

THE LIGHT BRIGHTER!-----------------------WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO ----------------SORRY WE WERE WRONG!!!--------BUT THAT WOULD TAKE HUMILITY

WELL YOU KNOW HE WAS A WEAK BROTHER-------------------

BY THEIR LOVE LOVE YOU WILL KNOW THEM----------------------------THAT IS A TRUE STATMENT

we approach your throne of undeserved kindness

can't use Lucky....but "fortunate" fills the bill nicely. Could always tell a newbie when they would use the term lucky when they spoke.

husbandly owner

Howz abouts

"bible trained christian conscience" or "mature christian" usually found in QFR articles.

"get together" instead of party

"spiritual paradise"

"minor fulfillment" and "forgleams" ie very tenous JW reasoning tactics.

"old timers"

Anglise

'keeping the congregation CLEAN'

The very thought that someone not in the congregation or DF'd or DA'd people were UNCLEAN.

Kingdom Hall!!!!!....yuk!

"This fact is brought to the fore..."

"Worldling"

"Half-Wit" (as in a Witness who lives a double life)

95% of the song lyrics.

Do some WT phrases make you squirm?