"Excuse me while I whip this out." Richard Roundtree ~ Blazing Saddles
I love the scream after he says that.
Josie
Current Favorite Movie Quote
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harleyquinn
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." ~ Mallrats
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." ~ Clerks
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f***ed-up bar." ~ Dogma
"All I want is to enter my house justified." ~ Ride the High Country
"Nuns. No sense of humor." ~ Highlander
"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen." ~ Say Anything
"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host." ~ Heathers
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kaykay_mp
"No mo' yankee my wankee. The Donga' need food!" Long Duk Dong (Gedde Wantanabe in Sixteen Candles)
"You're breaking my heart, asshole." Egg Chan in Big Trouble in Little China
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*sound of giant door knockers banging*
Doctor Frankenstein: "What knockers!"
Inga (Teri Garr): "Oh, huh, thank you Doctor." -
prophecor
Private Pyle, has dishonered himself,
and the platoon.
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed.
I have failed,
because you people
Have not given Private Pyle
The proper motivation.
So
From now on
Whenever Private Pyle F's Up
I will not punish him !!!
I will punish all of you !!!
And the way I see it ladies
You owe me for one jelly doughnut !!!
Now get on your Faces!!!
Open your mouth !!!
There paying for it,
You eat it!!!
Commence exercise!!!
*one of the most heart crunching, energy laden moments in the movie*
( Full Metal Jacket )
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My newest fave movie is "Anchorman" (Will Farell is Ron Burgundy and Christina Applegate is Veronica Corningstone)
"I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch." (RB)
"..and I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits Magee is on vacation." (VC) "..and I'm Tits--Ron Burgundy." (RB)
"go fk yourself, San Diego." (RB)
"I love carpet. I love desk. I love chair." (Brick Tamland)
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MungoBaobab
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain. To ignore weather. To live off the land; to eat things that'd make a billygoat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personel. To kill- PERIOD! To win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best." -Col. Sam Trautman, First Blood
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Low-Key Lysmith
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthaf***er, muthaf***er. I'm superfly TNT" -Sam Jackson-Pulp Fiction.
"I caught you a delicious bass"- Napoleon Dynamite
"my pecker fluttered once and then lay still like a pidgeon having a heart attack" Bruce Campbell- Bubba Ho-Tep
"I was having dinner with my wife and all I said was, this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah"-Old man-Life of Brian.
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"What we're dealin with here is a complete lack of respect for the law"
"When I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth..... cuz there is no way, NO WAY that you came from my loins!"
"I saw dat you sombitch, you done that on purpose, when I catch you I'm gonna barbeque your ass in molasses umph!"
"Daddy my hat fell off... I hope you goddam head was in it!"
The late Jackie Gleason - Smokey & the Bandit
u/d (of the drive-in movies class)