Ezekiel, is "awfulizations" a word???????
Can YOU Determine A "Real Apostate" From A "Fake Apostate"?
by minimus 63 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
It sounds like somethin' a "fake apostate" might say.
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mouthy
I agree minimus
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minimus
Mouthy----you should know!
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stillajwexelder
One Day minimus - one day
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Carmel
Who are all these "imposters"? Sounds like a lot of name calling reminicent of JW days.
carmel
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redhotchilipepper
You must agree apostate or not. It just feels damn good to be out of that controlling Organization!!!!! I'm glad to see so many feeling free, like me!
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Elsewhere
Can YOU Determine A "Real Apostate" From A "Fake Apostate"?
That's easy... just tie a large stone or some bricks to the feet of the Apostate in question and toss him/her into some deep water. If the Apostate floats, you have a FAKE Apostate and should be BURNED at the stake in hopes that the fire will cleans the sinner and allow him/her entry into heaven. If the Apostate sinks and drowns, you can be certain that the TRUE Apostate will have a place at the right hand of Gawd in heaven.
Either way, you have reason to rejoice!
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Valis
Whatever Elsewhere...I tried drowning you w/new cement slippers then you kept coming up and taunting me...then you walked on water and just laughed and laughed...Go rapture yourself ahole!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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MungoBaobab
This thread is like on of those old hip-hop songs, where they'd have a rap battle about who is the fake MC. Yo DJ! Gimme a beat, son.
I'm a real apostate
Ain't one of the fakes
Can't dig Franz's books
But they love their Awakes
Ain't none of them true
Keep actin' a foo
Be checkin' they props
For the Ministry School
I don't wanna hate
But I gotta relate
It's a fact of life
I'm a REAL apostate