DESCRIBE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Describe a Jehovah's Witness.

  • kls
    kls

    That's easy all i have to do is describe my husband, heart of stone,self-centered,selfish a wimp and can't think for himself.

  • Purza
    Purza

    Someone who has tunnel vision.

    A follower.

    Someone who can't think for themself.

    Just to name a few qualities. . .

    Purza

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    JWs are just like everyone else. They eat, they breathe. They just happen to have a religous belief system that has them act contrary to our, and much of the world's, liking.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Hypocrites in a materialistic world

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Someone who really means well but doesn't realise their teaching is false.

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Typical JW Elder:

    5'6" Tall
    Short brown hair
    Pasty faced
    Dark rimmed glasses
    Thin
    Briefcase that is larger than his abdomen.
    Tassels on his shoes.
    Able to smile while lying convincingly
    Uneducated
    In love with the sound of his own voice
    Hairless chest and ass.
    carries 4 different color highlighters in suit pocket.


    Walter

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    iiz2cool, you forgot "Owns a cleaning business"

  • JH
    JH

    They act as if they are a "pure race" like when Hitler was in power in Nazi Germany

    JW's feel superior to all other religions and won't marry other than a JW.

    T

  • littletree
    littletree

    (This will be really easy, because I just got off the phone with my mother:) condescending, incapable of REAL reasoning, horribly narrow-minded, happily blind, and having no concept of LOVE that's unconditional and all-inclusive. afraid of change and things that are different. also, generally well-meaning but brainwashed past the point of return.

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