My son is 6 and we just had a new baby girl....as my son watched the birth he stepped up the doctor immediately after the delivery and exclaimed... "Holy Crap...Just like poop through a goose".
I am very politically involved (as my recent posts reflect LOL) and recently took my son to meet Mrs. Bush at a campaign event. As we were leaving a local news photographer took our picture and put it in the paper the next day. When my son was approached by a democratic friend of ours (yes I have Dem friends) she asked why he didn't like Kerry....and he replied "He's against recess and should be the President of France".
My son is also a big flirt (must get it from his mother ) and is continually "hitting on" the mom's of the kids at school....lines like: "Hey baby, you're the most" and "hubba, hubba" and Hey, How you doin ?" He does have pretty good taste in women but probably should be looking more in his age bracket. LOL
Family friends were visiting for dinner and he was playing "star wars" with the wife...He asked if she played like this with her sons and she replied that she didn't have any...his reply (meant innocently enough) ..."wanna make some".