I walked into my lawyers office with 24 cans of beer and he said "I think we have a case!"
Hardy har har.
CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !
by Rabbit 43 Replies latest social humour
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Nancy Drake
One more:
Elsewhere walked into the psychiatrist's wearing nothing but Saran wrap and the psychiastrist said "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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Rabbit
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it' sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Rabbit
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them ?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse ?
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jst2laws
If the tooth brush had been invented on the west coast by a democrat instead of in Alabama by a republican, would it have been called a Teeth Brush?
Jst2laws
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BLISSISIGNORANCE
'A man walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm and says, "this is the pig I've been screwing." The wife says, "that's a duck, not a pig." and the husband replies, "I was talking to the duck!"
BOOM BOOM!
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Rabbit
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorow, how cold is it going to be ?
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Rabbit
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead ?
Come on you guys...we need post-election laughs. People are getting TOO serious again.
I know each one of you knows at LEAST one joke ! please...
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers ?
da-daaa....
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little1
For anyone who listens to Garrison Keillor on NPR-I think the Joke show is tomorrow night. That will give you enough one liners to last MONTHS!!!!
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Steve Egner
Two nuns decided to ride their bikes into town. A few minutes into the ride, one said, "I never came this way before."
The other nun replied, "It's the cobblestones."
Steve