CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !

by Rabbit 43 Replies latest social humour

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake

    I walked into my lawyers office with 24 cans of beer and he said "I think we have a case!"

    Hardy har har.

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake

    One more:

    Elsewhere walked into the psychiatrist's wearing nothing but Saran wrap and the psychiastrist said "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

  • Rabbit

    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it' sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

  • Rabbit

    If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them ?

    Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse ?

  • jst2laws

    If the tooth brush had been invented on the west coast by a democrat instead of in Alabama by a republican, would it have been called a Teeth Brush?



    'A man walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm and says, "this is the pig I've been screwing." The wife says, "that's a duck, not a pig." and the husband replies, "I was talking to the duck!"


  • Rabbit

    Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ?

    If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorow, how cold is it going to be ?

  • Rabbit

    Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead ?

    Come on you guys...we need post-election laughs. People are getting TOO serious again.

    I know each one of you knows at LEAST one joke ! please...

    Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers ?


  • little1

    For anyone who listens to Garrison Keillor on NPR-I think the Joke show is tomorrow night. That will give you enough one liners to last MONTHS!!!!

  • Steve Egner
    Steve Egner

    Two nuns decided to ride their bikes into town. A few minutes into the ride, one said, "I never came this way before."

    The other nun replied, "It's the cobblestones."


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