Joke from a little kid I know:
How did Hitler ties his shoes?
In little Nazis!
CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !
by Rabbit 43 Replies latest social humour
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bebu
Here's an old tradition that I just made up:....
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Rabbit
The speed of dork...? well, I used to much faster, maybe 2 - 3 mph. Why?
Anyway here's another:
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
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Misty Dawn
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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little1
If Britney Spears falls down would that be called a ho-down?
Why won't canibals eat clowns? They taste funny?
Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball payer? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door but doesn't know why.
I've got a million of 'em.....
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Mulan
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. --Mark Twain
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out. --Unknown
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Rabbit
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door but doesn't know why. little1, THAT is a jewel...! How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees ? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water ? Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food ? (Can't ya' just see the ingredients on the can ? Rats, mice...)
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Tatiana
Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.
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candidlynuts
rofl tatiana.i thought that said obesity not obsenity. almost got my feathers ruffled! i'm fat and articulate! hahahaha
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Rabbit
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in ?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics ?