CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !

by Rabbit 43 Replies latest social humour

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    With all the seriousness lately...come on... loosen up a little. Make somebody smile...

    Things to think about:

    I'll start it off...Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

    Just think how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

    OK, now you...

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    A 4 year old told me this one

    Why does the Ocean Roar???

    You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

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    Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

  • kls
    kls

    Shotgun i love it . Go back to that kid and get some more.

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    If I wanted to shoot a mime...should I use a silencer ?

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    grow your own dope.. plant a man

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone
    I'll start it off...Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts
    If I wanted to shoot a mime...should I use a silencer

    What do you have against mimes?!?!?

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Dancing is just like standing still... only faster.

    Love is like Pizza: When its hot, its great... when it's not, its still pretty good.

  • kls
    kls

    Candidly-NUTS that was great and how is my favorite bird.

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit
    What do you have against mimes?!?!?

    They're too q u i e t...

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose ?

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