i'm great kls.. eating half priced candy and getting the most awesome fat ass...
nuther one liner... I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !
by Rabbit 43 Replies latest social humour
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jaredg
why do west virginian's like Halloween
PUMP KIN!
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candidlynuts
hahahaha heard of people getting arrested for likeing their pump kin a lil too much!
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shotgun
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation... As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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Rabbit
Good one Jared...
I like this one : Whatever happened to preparations A thru G ?
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kls
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose ? Ummmm i will say no . Am i right?
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shotgun
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
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Rabbit
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from ? Or what about clam juice ?
From serious minds...come serious questions...
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Misty Dawn
What is the speed of dark???
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shotgun
Words from the wise Rabbit