Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say

by minimus 113 Replies latest jw friends

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Oi ! did u spill my pint?

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    "We get to enjoy a spiritual paradise right now!"

  • cypher50
    cypher50

    You don't find this type of brotherhood & friendship in the world...

    Really? I guess the other 6 billion humans will never experience an intimate friendship then...

  • shamus
    shamus

    As a matter of fact, there is no brotherhood like it in the world. I have never met such uncaring and gossipping old bitty's in my life.

    Thank god the world isn't like that. If it were, we'd all be nuts, LOL!

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    "That householder was demonized!"

    (Usually said Jan 1st and the person had a hangover with glazed eyes)

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Jehovah's people are the most honest", "the most law abiding", "the most loving", "the only true Christians on earth today".

  • shamus
    shamus

    How about the word "theocracy". Sing it in songs, say it in the Watchtower, say it say it say it. "Theocracy". It has a cultish tone to it that I find scary.

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Jehovah's Witnesses are not a cult

    We abhor child abuse

    We don't have problems like child abuse, alcoholism or spousal abuse

    Women should be in subjection to their husbands

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    (Two Witnesses Kids in service, one "dares" the other to "do it" at the next door....) Knock, Knock: Who's there? The FBI The FBI? Yes, we are the Jehovah's Witnesses, and we offer FREE BIBLE INFORMATION (FBI). the door slams shut.... Ahhhhhh, nothing like being a JW kid out in service... "JW Pranks at the Door" should be your next Topic...I got a lot.

  • Freded
    Freded

    System of Things

    Whats a thing?

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