We shouldn't speculate . . .
Oh, and the disgustingly "clever" used-a-million-times before meeting:
"Well Jehovah has spread out a fine banquet of spiritual food this evening. Let's pay attention and start with the tasty appetizers . . . " or some such inane hackneyed wording
And (in case this was missed) during prayer (were they ever different)
Thank you Heavenly Father Jehovah for providing this fine spiritual banquet this evening. May each one of us . . . . blah, blah, . . . through your now-reigning heavenly king, Christ Jesus, we pray. Amen.
Excuse me, I'm going to go be sick now.
Pat