First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    It's working dude - as you were...

    prefer mine tan..... I prefer all of me tan head to toe..

    ..it's REALLY working - keep up the good work.
    I'm hearing "head" and "toe" in the same sentence - it's all good!!!

  • Princess
    Princess
    tan bosoms just don't look right

    how WRONG you are.

    Asians...Hispanics....Native Americans...

    I meant on caucasian girls. I could be wrong, I guess. I might have to test it out though. I suppose I can do a full body tan with the self tanning lotion. I'll never be mistaken for hispanic though!

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    They have those Tan in 60 Second Deals now.. if you want to just try it and see how you like it..

    Mystic Tan is a full-body, DHA tanning process that utilizes the new MagneTan
    technology.
    The Mystic Tan booth is located in a comfortable private room.
    You simply enter the room, disrobe, and step into the booth. A push of a button
    activates the MagneTan nozzles and the solution is attracted to your body by
    the exclusive MagneTan technology. Forty-Five seconds later the process is
    complete! Simply step out of the booth, towel dry any remaining mist, dress
    and enjoy the benefits of a uniform, natural looking tan that took less than 5
    minutes, and will last for days.

  • Princess
    Princess

    I just heard an ad on the radio for those Sassy. There is one near me that has a 2 tans for $25 deal. Might just check that out.

    Then again, Steve is my applicator so I might just save my $$$ and stick with the great deal I've got!

  • Mulan
    Mulan
    I'll never be mistaken for hispanic though!

    And you are part Native American too! It just doesn't show on you, except for the dark eyes. Then again, you are only 1/16th.

  • Princess
    Princess

    <<<wondering which 1/16th of me is native american>>>

    Hmmmm, my big toe is kinda dark...my birthmark..or are my eyes considered 1/16th???

  • Valis
    Valis

    Princess..perhaps the probes are in order..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Xena
    Xena

    I've tried the Mystic tan once...pretty cool...I did think I was a bit uuumm orangish, but not to bad....one of the guys at work kept calling me "Peaches" but I think he was just trying to be funny

  • gumby
    gumby

    The only place I am tan is around my bungholio

    Gumby

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit
    tan bosoms just don't look right

    how WRONG you are.

    Asians...Hispanics....Native Americans...

    It has been decided, it shall come to pass... The Wabbit & Gumby will be the official and only "Full Body Tanning Judges."

    ~ the Wabbit (Quoting from the Simpson's...E-x-x-x-----c-e-l-t...!)

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