First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 98)

gumby

Don't blind us with your white legs, just invest in a little self tanning lotion.

We promise we will, if you gals will tan up your clevege and don't blind us with your shinny white bosoms. Why did I have to be born a whitey anyways?

Gumby

Princess

tan bosoms just don't look right

LOL Valis, I think the hotel might require it

Badger

tan bosoms just don't look right

how WRONG you are.

Asians...Hispanics....Native Americans...

Well, I will most likely arrive whiter than anyone ,,,,,,,,white bosoms, legs and face,,,,,,,,,and I am half native american!!! But the other half is Irish,,,,,,,so what the heck,,,,,,,,I will just stay pale and not have skin cancer and maybe less wrinkles.......Tanning just leads to freckles on my face and I dont like 'em.

* Dede aka PaleFace*

shotgun

Dede you said

Well, I will most likely arrive whiter than anyone ,,,,,,,,white bosoms, legs and face,,,,,,,,,and I am half native american

Does this mean your bum, back and arms are the native parts?

Gumby said he would give me a lift to the apostafest but I'd have to sit on the handlebars, oh my aching arse..

LyinEyes

Opps,,,,,,,,no , the bum, and other parts of me are just as white. But funny thing is my legs, my arms tan, normally, but my face does not. So my arms , legs, and belly can tan, so that is the native part of me. The rest is Irish,,,,,,, I told ya'll I was mixed up.

Sassy

tan bosoms just don't look right

I prefer mine tan..... I prefer all of me tan head to toe.. when I am really tan, I am mistaken often for being hispanic actually.. I get people in stores approaching speaking spanish..

Valis

prefer mine tan..... I prefer all of me tan head to toe..

God bless Apostates!

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

LittleToe

Gumby:

We promise we will, if you gals will tan up your clevege and don't blind us with your shinny white bosoms.

B*ST*RD!!!!
Shut the 'eck up!!!!
You're talking us all out of a show, dude!!!
(Albeit you did get them all talking about tanning and bikini's and stuff )

gumby

(Albeit you did get them all talking about tanning and bikini's and stuff )

I'm workin on their mind LT....I'm workin on their mind By the time I get done brainwashin em' and we get there.........I'll have them streaking naked across the pool.....tans and all!!!! Yiiiiiiipy!

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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