I would like a taste of those peaches...
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gumby
I would like a taste of those peaches...
Tastes just like chicken! Gumbosoms
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Xena
Tastes just like chicken!
DOES NOT
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FMZ
I am thinking it would be much sweeter than chicken.... Mmmm.. lol
FMZ
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LyinEyes
I for one, will never enter a tan contest..... I prefer to look like the pale gothic vampire witch as I have been accused of being!!!!!
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FMZ
I for one, will never enter a tan contest..... I prefer to look like the pale gothic vampire witch as I have been accused of being!!!!!
Lyin, there is nothing wrong with the gothic part... long raven-black hair and pale complexion always did it for me... hehe The vampire witch on the other hand... /me takes a few steps back... lol LittleToe, you ever decide if you want to do me that british food favor? If not I understand mate.... mumblemumbleselfishbastardmumbleroastchickenmumbleroastxenamumble FMZ
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LittleToe
I'll bring ya a goodiebag, pal
Just don't OD on the culinary overload, k? -
FMZ
lol dude, you're a star mate. PM me prices etc. BTW my wife is gutted that she won't be able to meet a real scotsman. Still thinking about buying that kilt, but can't seem to find out what my "clan" tartan is. It would be either Jones or McFarlane. Know any good links to find this stuff out?
FMZ
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LittleToe
Mc usually designates Irish descent, however...
There's a Scottish Macfarlane tartan here:
http://www.scotlandshop.net/designertartanclothing/macfarlaneclanmoderntartan.phpThere's a Welsh Jones tartan here:
http://www.welsh-tartan.com/family/7.htmlThere's a generic tartan viewer her:
http://www.donaldsons-of-crieff.com/tartan/viewer/index.htmlOut of interest, for some years I've played a tune called "MacFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozle", by G Bruce Thomson:
Afore that I'd be terraneezed as I this file hae been,
I'd raither rin' frae here tae Birse wi' peez in baith ma sheen,
I'd raither dee for want o' breath than pine for want o' love,
And it's a' because McFarlane merrit Sousie.
Sousie's kankert faither wi' mine could niver gree,
And aye fan I'd gae ower that gait he'd turn his dog at me.
So I sent ma freen McFarlane doon to see fit he could dee,
McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie. I dinna like McFarlane, I'm safe enough tae state, His lug wad cast a shadow ower a sax-fit gate. He's soft as ony goblin and slippery as a skate, McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Birnieboozie. McFarlane spak nae wird for me but plenty for himsel', He reesed the lassie's baurley scones, her kebbick and her kail. Her faither cried oot 'Sprottie man, ye should try yer luck yersel',' Tae McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie. Though McFarlane is the grimmest chiel for twenty miles aroon, Though they buy his fottygraph tae fleg the rottens frae a toon, He kittled up his spunk at this and spiered gin she'd come doon And be mistress o' the Sprots o' Birnieboozie. Oh, a dirl o' the teethache's nae particularly sweet, Bit love's the only power on earth that iver gart me greet; It's like kittlie chilblains roon yer heart instead o' roon yer feet - They were aggravated wi' the sicht o' Sousie. Noo freens and kind philosophers, ye've heard what me befell; Niver lippen tae the middle man, bit dee yer work yersel', Or I'll bet my hinmost sarkit ye're a day ahint the markit As fan I sent Jock McFarlane roon tae Sousie. I dinna like McFarlane, its affa' bit it's true; A pewter speen wis tint in Jock McFarlane's moo. He couldnae weel be grimmer, sups his brose wi' the skimmer - McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie. -
FMZ
Awesome.. thanks mate . I do like the look of that Jones tartan... Hmmm.....
Very interesting song mate... I actually understood a few lines of it.. lol. Sounds like us McFarlane's come from a line of wee bastids. hehe
Thanks again mate...
Oh, and also the obligatory apology for hijacking the thread.... lol
FMZ