First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 97)

gumby

It's OK Gumbastard... I'll wear my "I'm with Richard Simmons -->" shirt.

And I'll wear a pair of short shorts like he wears when he tries to show off his wang. I think we'll make a cute couple.

Gumby

FMZ

Never noticed Richard Simmons wang. I guess I should pay more attention. Or not... lol

I think I will just get some jeans that fit me. I dont think I'll be wearing shorts either. Damn ugly legs.

FMZ

Dang I was hopin someone would say that! My leggs have all the hair rubbed off from laying floors, their white, and detract from my beauty. You and I will wait till it's dark to get into our shorts when we hit the pool. I might just jump in with my levis on and tell people I have a skin disease if I get drunk enough.

Gumby

xenawarrior

You and I will wait till it's dark to get into our shorts when we hit the pool. I might just jump in with my levis on and tell people I have a skin disease if I get drunk enough.

LOL Gumby !! IF? Evidently you have no idea what you are getting into. And then there's the thing about waiting till dark being associated with that drunkedness. LMAO !! If only the darkness will wait !!

Shutterbug

XW, apparently Gumby has already started the party. Sure hope there is something left of him by the time the end of May rolls around.

xenawarrior

LOL Bug !! It sounds like his legs are in sorry shape already so he'd better rest up -

gumby

XW, apparently Gumby has already started the party. Sure hope there is something left of him by the time the end of May rolls around.

I'm starting now so I'll be acclimated when I get there. By May I plan on being a professional drunk and flirt. I'm reading books about it and drinkin as we speak! I was thinkin of goin to a tanning booth and just doin my leggs but I kinda like the nylons and spandex idea better.Cheaper too! Gumby

Shutterbug

Just as I suspected.

Just noticed your age, man you are almost as old as me !!! You are going to burn out before you're 50. On the other hand I suspect you will go with a smile on your face.

Princess

Those self tanning lotions really work you guys. Don't blind us with your white legs, just invest in a little self tanning lotion.

Actually, I'm a bit surpirsed. You do live in California and/or Texas so you really should have some color by then. I however am sitting here in the Pacific Northwest where we all know it just rains all the time.

I always start off the season with a fake tan which eventually morphs into the real thing. I tend to get short and sport bra tan lines from running so I have some odd lines when I wear a bikini. I'll have to work on that a bit.

Valis

I have some odd lines when I wear a bikini.

you don't have to wear one on our account..

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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