First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 125)

Xena

My dear FMZ,

Isn't it enough I am sharing the crisps & chocolate with you? Must you take my haggis too????

Sincerely,

Xena

I have recently become aware of internal problems with sharing certain delicacies within our ranks. I am deeply concerned that we, as a group, cannot learn to share haggis. Crisps and chocolate are one thing, but haggis? I urge you all today, please rethink our positions on haggis. Our children's futures depend on it.

Thankyou

Yours Sin-fargin-cerely

Eff Emm Zee

Xena

To The Party of the Third Part (namely FMZ & Co),

If the party of the first part (namely LT) can be persuaded to bring more than one haggis for the party of the second part (namely Xena) than the party of the second part might be coaxed into parting with a wee bit of haggis. However until we hear from the party of the first part, the party of the second part is sincerely sorry to announce that the party of the third part will get no haggis.

Case closed.

Xena of the "Partying Part" class

slipnslidemaster

That's just gross.

*settles in for a big plate of scrapple*

LittleToe

Xena:
Would that be a preposition of a proposition?

Either way, if I can sneak haggis into the country It'll be plenty...

For whomever else it may concern:Form an orderly queue, LT is in town!!!

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YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

LT is in town!!!

(gently pushes Xena away so she can be in the front of the line)

Xena

~dusting footprints off back~

LT it was a presentation of a proposition of a preposition, pretty impressive, huh? Now give me my haggis, please sir

Shutterbug

Those of you from New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, please read carefully. I'm sure you will wish to discuss this at the chiliapostafest at the end of May. Bug

>Why God made TEXAS... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will > be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from TEXAS are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in New Mexico, Louisiana , Oklahoma and Arkansas.

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Big Tex

I'll give my share of haggis to Xena.

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Xena -

Since I love you best of all, you can have my share of Haggis.

Just thinkin' of you hon....

Lisa

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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