When Was The Last Time You Prayed?

by minimus 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Good question, Min.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Yesterday, i thanked a parsnip, just before i ate it.

    SS

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    A few months back..but I prayed to be free.

    Now when I pray I say things like ..Thank you for the Big Mac please let me feel this good even after it reaches my stomach...never happens though.

  • unbeliever
    unbeliever

    It's been so long I cannot even remember. Even when I did it was not "real" because my dub mom insisted on it. I don't think I have ever said a real prayer.

  • maxwell
    maxwell

    It's been a while since I said a prayer that I actually thought was making its way telepathically to some supernatural spirit being, at least two years. After I stopped believing, that I did say a few fake ones to keep up appearances including a few at the bookstudy and at least one from the platform at the KH.

  • JH
    JH

    Last night before going to bed. A very modest one I might add.

    My last prayer before that was months ago.

    It becomes almost impossible to pray and criticize at the same time.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Well if you include saying a blessing on food -at dinner last night with my wife

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    12.00 noon today. & you were on my list. All the unbelievers on here.( smile) Hey you stop that stone throwing.....Mamma dont allow that in here :)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Well, the parsnip grew. I thought that was kind of special. I mean, it could have decided not to grow, and then it would have been another parsnip that got eaten in it's place. Unless, all parsnips decided, all at the same time not to grow. Then what would we do? Pray to the great parsnip god? Nah, just eat carrots instead.

    SS serving the vegetable god

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