Favorite Quotations (page 4)

Lady Lee

that does sound familiar lw but don't know who might have said it

Siddhashunyata

" IN RELIGION nothing fails like success." Ralph Waldo Emerson

SanFranciscoJim

A man who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man. But a man who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. - Old West Indian proverb from the British Virgin Island of Anegada

Eyebrow2

"'Tis better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit" the clown, from Shakespeare's The Tempest

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out -unknown

Let me introduce you to my little friend' Scarface

"Its the Quicker Picker upper" Rosie

"don't squeeze the charmin" Mr. Whipple

"That wasn't chicken" from my fortune cookie in the last chineese restaurant I ate in

Beans

If you don't have anything good to say, say it often!

Ed the Sock

seven006

Iron,

That was sick, but I laughed my butt off.

This is mine and I try to live by it. Unfortunately I have never found the true author of this quote.

"You can always judge the character of a person by the way they treat others who can do nothing for them at all" -author unknown

Dave

William Penwell

Where to begin, I have so many favourite quotes.

Life ?s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. William Shakespeare's Macbeth

A few quotes from Groucho Marx;

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Will

got my forty homey?

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering, save string. ---- Leonard Zeligs Father

seven006

Here are a few from my mom that have stuck with me for most of my life.

"There are millions of people in China that would love to eat your liver"-Mom

"I don't care if Jesus called his mom 'woman' I am not his mom and you're not Jesus! "-Mom

"Telling your sister to pour you another piece of pie is not funny, you'll wish you had that pie to drink when the great tribulation comes"- Mom

"What ever you do when you grow up, never leave the truth" -Mom

Dave

dawn27

My favorite sayings to live by are: "No guts, no glory." Also " Love deeply, laugh often and live each day to the fullest."

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