JW Expressions We Hate
stand if you are able to sing
99% of the Dubs ought to stay seated. Most of them can't carry a tune in a bucket!.
How about this one. The most contemptible, derogatory one there is.
Downright, deplorable!!! Disgusting.
SPIRITUAL FOOOOOOD ( especially the way David Splane says it)
GOVERNING BWOHDY (the way Toni morris 3rd says it)
Christ Jesus ( not Jesus Christ)
This system of things ( what a mouthful) I like ' the man' better
Anything with " ONES" in like "HONEST HEARTED ONES" especially "THESE ONES". Ughhh!!
Really, then......( some bs)
Never would we want to......( some bs)
One thing that really pissed me off was young children addressing adults as Bro,or Sis, Bob or jean using first names of adults , I always thought that was disrespectful and a familiararity children shouldn`t have .
The Read Scripture - drives me nuts!
@LUHE "Praise us with your valuable things" = "Give us your f**king money!"
"adjustments" as in "we goofed up again and time has caught us out so we need to make an adjustment to our prior understanding"
"prepare our hearts" as in "we need to prepare our hearts for the next truckload of bullshit coming down the pike"
"jw.0rg" as in "the new Golden Calf"
And that song that had the line "like bees that were molested". God that line in the song used to grate me.
satans system: as opposed to REALITY!
self abuse: no, its personal me fun time!
the right heart condition: brainwashed already!
we`re jehovahs witnesses!: You`re stood beside a stoopid cart with a painted on smile. Who else would you be? DER!
'A suitably qualified brother'!
At the Kingdom Hall today a brother said!