JW Expressions We Hate
"We missed you." (should've aimed better!)
Don'ts in speech.
Don't say 'lucky' as in best of luck etc.
Don't speculate (but it's ok if the Society evolved it's entire dogma by speculating which is why nothing really adds up).
"sexual uncleanness" - for me, it suggests that the couples haven't bothered to wash beforehand.
"young ones" - no, not that brilliant, anarchic comedy series written by Rik Mayall & Ben Elton. I'm talking about the patronizing crap that JW youth have to put with from tossers such as Lett.
"come back to Jehovah" - assumes that Jehovah exists whilst simultaneously brushing over any genuine issues you may have.
"praise God with your valuable things" = give us your f**king money.
"Evidently" when it's not
"Logically" when it isn't
Actually you know 100% that anytime those2 words are used - bullshit is on its way.
Sheparding call.(by a 28 year-old)
Just trust in Jehovah, he'll sort it out.
Oh I haven't seen brother such and such because he's been inactive for x months now.
But it always comes down to: Who then is the faithful and discreet slave?
...the loving provisions from Jehovah.
Ohhhh, Holy $shit, I have almost forgot about this one;
Pray about it.
Trust in Jehovah. He will sort it out.
Proper food at the proper time.
During the WT Study "Have I missed any hands?" Are there any new hands?
Sooner than we think™
Last days of the last days™
I guess I better not buy any green bananas.
My favorite one of all times is from 52 years ago. "The end is so close™ that you won't finish high school." I would like to tell those two elders that I finished high school, my children finished high school and several of my great grandchildren finished high school. The only problem is the two elders died of old age. I am sure if they were alive they would say, "Yes, but just think how much closer we are now."