"The Best Convention Ever" - 2020 starts today

by bats in the belfry 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  RubaDub

  I am going to listen to it ... I have to do so because if asked, I can say, "Wasn't that a wonder talk by Brother ABC?" And then I can ask, "Wasn't that very encouraging?"

  I am thinking about wearing a nice suit, pack a couple of sandwiches, chips, soda, park my car 5 blocks away, and walk back to my house. I will bring the plastic chairs in from the patio to sit on.

  Every time the speaker raises his voice, asks a question and pauses, I will clap

  I'm trying to get mentally in the mood for this spiritual banquet.
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  Mr.Finkelstein

  Delusional stupidity at its finest.
  
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  RubaDub

  After prayerful consideration of the matter I mentioned above, instead of the soda, maybe for my wife and I a quart of orange juice mixed with a pint of vodka will be preferable

  (It will give me flashbacks to the days of outdoor assemblies when groups of us would create various "mixes" and sit in the upper levels of the baseball stadiums they used and just sit and smile; when everybody clapped for whatever reason you clapped).
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  Fadeaway1962

  They put them on WhatsApp as a PDF so they can be printed off , this is from a Uber family member ,a full cult member so will wear it for the days text and chat after it will prove how spiritual they are.

  I can't listen to more than a few minutes now , so might put on a high vis on like a attendant and go for a walk 😂😀
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  truth_b_known

  My father predicted the end of conventions some 30 years ago. Of course he also thought Armageddon would be here shortly thereafter. He's batting .500.
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  Overrated

  So glad I'm out. I don't have to waste my time listening to seemingly endless nonsense for three days.
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  fastJehu

  (Friday Morning Session - Part 2 @ 18:40)

  Samuel Heard: "... but material things can not satisfy spiritual needs".

  I think, Samuel never drove a Porsche ;-)
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  bats in the belfry

  Gorbatchov > 2021 no convention, too.

  It's not a good idea for them to have so much free time at their disposal. They will certainly stray off catering to 'worldly desires', don't you think?
  
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  Mr.Finkelstein

  WTS/JWorg's " Food at the Proper Time " was always lies, ignorance and bullshit which produced to those who took it in symptomatically sick and delusional.
  

  This food was tainted with pretentious lies and commercialism to promote the proliferation of the literature the WTS published. ...........eckkk
  
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  RubaDub

  I think, Samuel never drove a Porsche

  fastJehu ...

  Yes. I bet he never drove a 28 foot Boston Whaler with twin 425 HP Yamahas either.

  I think either the Porsche or the Boston Whaler can satisfy the need for a "spiritual experience."