by Simon 31 Replies latest social humour
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (Douglas Adams)
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Television is called a medium. This is because it is neither rare, nor well done.
Quality is impossible if people are afraid to tell the truth--W. Edwards Deming
LMAO @ siegswife! :D 6- I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. LOL! "When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe. No, wait, not science, vandalism. And not cringe, laugh." ~Jack Handey Hehe! ~Aztec
And so my fellow board members, Ask not what SIMON can do for YOU,ask ,what YOU can for SIMON !
Blueblades, frost and kennedy !
One I hear so often in Quebec is: in french
Donne a manger a un cochon, et il viendra chier sur ton perron.
in english this gives
Feed a pig, and he will shit on your porch.
"Love, like you've never been hurt...
Work, like you don't need the money."
Rejoice in the healing and not in the pain.
Rejoice in the challenge overcome and not in the past hurts.
Rejoice in the present - full of love and joy.
Rejoice in the future for it is filled with new horizons yet to be explored.
I will not let any man leave me broke, alone, and singing the blues. I will not let anyone leave abused, confused, and misused.- G. C.
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous
There is no reality, only perspective. - Dr. Phil
SPAZ
Cleaning house when the kids are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
