Sayings of wisdom (page 2)

13- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I found this to be oddly comforting LOL

Seen on the door to a light-wave lab: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. -- John Lennon

Skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been." -Wayne Gretzky

“Often the very things that change our lives irrevocably originally go unnoticed.”

“Silence is the sound that can roar without sounding.

It is both deafening and listless and exposes the innermost secrets of the brain.”

The “bad” things in life serve to make us appreciate the good even more therefore few things are all bad.

OMG too funny... i like the turtle and peanut butter bit

These are from either Jerry Pournelle or Larry Niven, I can't remember who now, and I don't have the book anymore.

1) Never throw shit at an armed man.

2) Never stand next to somebody who is throwing shit at an armed man.

If you think these are obvious, review some video tape of the 1968 Democratic Convention.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

"Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble " - The nights who no longer say Ni!

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." —George W. Bush

"On one day I'm the bug; on the next I'm the windshield."

"This mess is a place."

"When bad pets go bad, dang." - Joe Dirt

Man with two wives needs two brains.

SS

***Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck.

Sayings of wisdom