Sayings of wisdom

by Simon 31 Replies latest social humour

  • Valis
    Valis

    "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." Mark Twain

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ignorance is strength
    ignorance is strength

    Homer Simpson's wisdom:

    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

    When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

    If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

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