Joke Sharing Thread

by Vanderhoven7 59 Replies latest social humour

  • ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

    This man liked to drive fast and knew that God was with him. He kept going faster & faster,80 Km, 100Km, 120 Km, 150 Km, 180 Km then he had an accident and died.

    In heaven he asked God why He let him die, wasn't He supposed to be with him? :perplexed:

    God answered and said " I got out when you reached 120 Km" :scared::oops:

  • unsure

    Jehovah's Witnesses are a "charitable organization"

    Than you, thank you - I'll be here all night.

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  • slimboyfat

    Jokes can have an ideological agenda, but they should at least be funny to start with. I find it interesting that sarcastic “jokes” from a certain side of the political spectrum often lack this basic sense of humour.

    I said to the doctor: some days I feel like Donald Duck and some days I feel like Mickey Mouse.

    The doctor said: how long have you been having these Disney spells?

  • jhine

    Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory ?

    He couldn't concentrate .


  • LoveUniHateExams

    Why did the supermodel stare at the orange juice?

    Because it said concentrate on the carton.

  • OrphanCrow

    Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

    It ran out of juice

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  • Betheliesalot

    What would be better to let into your house, your barking wife at the front door or your barking dog at the back door?

    Ans: Your barking dog. Because when he gets inside, he stops barking.

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