It's Christmas after Christmas for wholesalers and retailers. But the news is not broadcasting the jolly dollar intake the way they do in December.
Who else does the disaster benefit? I'm trying to follow the money.
The Evil Masterminds Behind COVID-19: Charmin and Cottonelle
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Simon
You do read some complete nonsense online. I've seen people claiming that the average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day (!) so a family of 4 will use ...
Wait, what? One roll PER DAY? People would have to be shitting continually, but then why use paper - just sit on the toilet and flush it every 10 minutes. Maybe stop eating whatever it is they are eating or eat a whole lot less of it.
Just go easy on it, don't be wasteful. A bulk pack should last plenty of time so you'll be able to buy more. It's not like they are stopping making it.
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ThomasCovenant
''People would have to be shitting continually, but then why use paper - just sit on the toilet and flush it every 10 minutes.''
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stan livedeath
when the food runs out people wont need bog roll.
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RubaDub
People would have to be shitting continually, but then why use paper - just sit on the toilet and flush it every 10 minutes.
Simon ...
Maybe it's like spiritual food. You take in too much of it and you just sit on the toilet and blow gas.
Rub a Dub
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rebel8
eyeuse2badub
People are not buying that much stuff to prep for a 14 day quarantine. They are preparing for much worse than that, which is entirely possible.
Heck, CDC is directly telling everyone to stay home and not go in grocery stores for 15 days, even if they're not sick. This site says 'stock up' multiple times, and has for several weeks. I check this page every day: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/specific-groups/high-risk-complications.html
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RubaDub
but then why use paper - just sit on the toilet and flush it every 10 minutes
Simon ...
LMAO ... When working from home, grab a laptop and make the toilet your chair.
If on a video conference or Skype, just remember to move the air fresheners out of view.
Rub a Dub
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Hairtrigger
For the hard - assed GB ....only sand paper would clean their hemorroid infected asses.
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RubaDub
For the hard - assed GB ....only sand paper would clean their hemorroid infected asses
Hairtrigger ...
I would recommend a radial disc sander starting with 80 grit sandpaper.
The cordless Ryobi model P411 would personally be my choice.
Rub a dub
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Hairtrigger
Rub a dub ... looks like the quality of mercy is lost upon you! For shame !!
Hey could that radial disc sander be programmed to taser in short bursts of electric shocks just to keep them spiritually in line with their prophesy....”the tribulation is truly upon us!”
LMAO!!!