What went through your mind when you saw this Picture?

by John Aquila 71 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot

    "VI - maybe he just hates having to wear a green sweater for eternity."

    Since the water canopy will be put back in place, with the inevitable greenhouse effect, it must be stifling hot in that sweater. In any case we're spared their nudity.

  • sparrowdown
    And a voice from heaven said : Put the sticks down and take off the headbands and back away from the river of water of life, scumbags....and no one will get hurt...
  • TD

    --Strange that in 1000 years, sticks are the best weapon that evil people could come up with.....

  • oppostate

    First impression was, wow, Watchtower artists are having 1960's bad acid trip flashbacks. But now looking at it again I'm left wondering if...

    Due to the head-bands the cranium suffered from compression leading to chronic head-aches and susceptibility to satanic influence. The GB 3.0 had warned not to exert unnecessary pressure on their recently resurrected noggins and rebels decided to disregard the Channel's Direction to their mortal detriment.

    And the guy with the mustache and the goatee is definitely asking for it, didn't he know it was rebellious and anti JW.0rg to grow facial hair?


    BTW posting this during our meeting and the little girl in the row in front of me just pooped her diapers which for quite a little one it was a quite audible bowel movement--immediately after the moving part about the leper getting touched--quite moving. I'm thinking about moving myself to another row if her mom or dad don't do something quick about the wafting odor and go change the poor kid. You gotta have a sense of humor I'd say!

  • sparrowdown

    Oppostate- "the little girl in front of me just pooped her diapers.."

    I second the motion!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    It's typically horrible WT artwork.

    Conceptually, I was troubled by the notion presented here that after 1000 years of "perfection in paradise", such a vast majority of humans would jump at this chance at throwing off "divine rulership" and return to "following the rebellious course of Satan".

    "Paradise" must actually be so disappointing and unhappifying that very few would choose to "stay by the water".

    Any guesses what the "rebels" are chanting? I'm thinking, "Give us back our hamburgers and Internet porn!"

  • ToesUp
    Knowing us...."I wonder where we are going to eat after this boring meeting is over." lol
  • SafeAtHome
    I'm sorry, I am out of the loop here. Since I have not picked up a Watchtower for 30 years or had the desire (or stomach) to check out jw.org, what exactly is it supposed to depict? The headbands are really funny, is it something from a magazine in the 60's?
  • John Aquila
    John Aquila

    Lol That pic has me cracking up.
  • freemindfade
    ozzie osborne in the bottom left corner.

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