Donkey's never-ending atheism thread

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  • donkey
    donkey

    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -- Albert Einstein

  • donkey
    donkey
    Albert Einsteins theory of relativity said it all. It pointed to the fact Einstein had to be conscious of and a believer in life after death to have formulated what he did. I was very proud after becoming a believer in our spirit nature to fully grasp the awesome significance of the theory of relativity. - Zechariah

    Actually Einstein said this:

    I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms. -- Albert Einstein
  • jgnat
    jgnat

    And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. Exodus 3:14 ASV

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe
    HIJACK! The Wiccan Rede



    Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
    Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.

    For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out.
    To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme.

    Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.
    Honor the Old Ones in deed and name,
    let love and light be our guides again.

    Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune.
    Widdershins go when the moon doth wane,
    and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane.

    When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two.
    When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek.

    Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail.
    When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.

    When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth.
    When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest.

    Nine woods in the Cauldron go, burn them fast and burn them slow.
    Birch in the fire goes to represent what the Lady knows.

    Oak in the forest towers with might, in the fire it brings the God's
    insight. Rowan is a tree of power causing life and magick to flower.

    Willows at the waterside stand ready to help us to the Summerland.
    Hawthorn is burned to purify and to draw faerie to your eye.

    Hazel-the tree of wisdom and learning adds its strength to the bright fire burning.
    White are the flowers of Apple tree that brings us fruits of fertility.

    Grapes grow upon the vine giving us both joy and wine.
    Fir does mark the evergreen to represent immortality seen.

    Elder is the Lady's tree burn it not or cursed you'll be.
    Four times the Major Sabbats mark in the light and in the dark.

    As the old year starts to wane the new begins, it's now Samhain.
    When the time for Imbolc shows watch for flowers through the snows.

    When the wheel begins to turn soon the Beltane fires will burn.
    As the wheel turns to Lamas night power is brought to magick rite.

    Four times the Minor Sabbats fall use the Sun to mark them all.
    When the wheel has turned to Yule light the log the Horned One rules.

    In the spring, when night equals day time for Ostara to come our way.
    When the Sun has reached it's height time for Oak and Holly to fight.

    Harvesting comes to one and all when the Autumn Equinox does fall.
    Heed the flower, bush, and tree by the Lady blessed you'll be.

    Where the rippling waters go cast a stone, the truth you'll know.
    When you have and hold a need, harken not to others greed.

    With a fool no season spend or be counted as his friend.
    Merry Meet and Merry Part bright the cheeks and warm the heart.

    Mind the Three-fold Laws you should three times bad and three times good.
    When misfortune is enow wear the star upon your brow.

    Be true in love this you must do unless your love is false to you.

    These Eight words the Rede fulfill

    An ye harm none, do what ye will.
  • donkey
    donkey
    My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. -- Song of Solomon 4:5 (AV)
  • Focus
    Focus

    [Mediocrity Test].

    A donkey wrote:

    mediocre

    Surf to:
    http://groups.google.com

    Enter the term:
    mediocrity

    Link the approximate number of matched results, as reported by Google, (i.e. 144,000) to the teachings of the Watchtower.

    Discuss briefly the significance of the finding, with particular reference to the close of the Heavenly Calling, the Law(s) of Entropy, the 2,300 mornings/evenings, the measurements of the Great Pyramid at Giza/Gizeh (in imperial units) and the Biblical account of creation.

    Here are two helpful contributions by one of my students:
    http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7i35ts%24ebe%241%40nnrp1.deja.com
    http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7i6b9q%24i43%241%40nnrp1.deja.com

    [/Mediocrity Test]

    Record the time spent on the above exercise.

    --
    Focus
    (Critter Class)

    Edited by - Focus on 1 December 2002 21:6:59

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe
    My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. -- Song of Solomon 4:5 (AV)

    *Vomits*

    Quoting the bible is NOT going to make me atheist... seeing how I think the bible is crap

  • Focus
    Focus

    How dare some ignorant people say the Bible contains about a thousand mistakes? ?

    Genesis 1:16
    And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night

    Focus 1,749
    Fact: For any point on earth, the Moon is on average above the horizon for exactly as long during the day as it is during the night.

    .

    Genesis 30:37-9
    And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

    Focus 1,782
    What a load of figs.

    --
    Focus
    (Two Thousand Plus Class)

  • donkey
    donkey

    Focus I actually think the Bible is quite accurate. Take this quote for instance:

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. -- Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV)
  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    So she was a cum Come Queen? (Simon I mean that in a non-sexual sort of way) [:D}

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