Hells bells and cockel shells...I wouldn't dare admit to some of those habits above...as for mine, I only mentioned the 'nicest' one I could think of LOL.
As for the worst, the winners are:
1st Place is a draw between Refiners Fire and QUEENIE:
I forgot picking my nose and playing with my snot among other things.. IT does not make me the sexiest shit in town or does it cuz sometimes I get a little shit under my nails when I attempt to wip off
And when I wipe my bum I ALWAYS inspect the toilet paper after Ive used it.
You are both winners.
Second Place is Jelly with:
I blow my nose on my cat.
For originality you win first place, but it wasn't grose enough to win overall, but if you followed Doc's suggestion...then you will indeed knock Refiners and QUEENIE off the top of the ladder.
Third Place is Bitter Mango with:
masturbate at work
That was a different kinda dirty LOL, what kind of work do you do?
Runner up is c5's Mom:
I always hated my mom's habit of licking her hand and then wiping our face with it.
I've done this, but instead of wiping their faces I pat down their hair. I only do it to tease my kids...and usually I do it in front of their friends - just for kicks LOL. (like Drew Barrymore in 'riding in cars with boys')
The rest were great...but not grose. The pooh in paper bag was entertaining but only a novel idea...unless you have photos LOL.
As for Mister 8iggs, you are disqualified... unless you tell me Shall I book a sleezy hotel room or will you?? LOL