Do you accept and believe that the faithful and discreet slave is the governing body and is directed by Jehovah?
"Yes I believe the governing body represents the anointed remnant, the faithful and discreet slave . . . wait, no, that was changed recently . . . I know, I know, don't tell me: the faithful slave is now the governing body, that's the new truth, right? So the correct answer to your question would have to be . . . uh, could you repeat the question?"
"Do you accept and believe that the faithful and discreet slave is the governing body and is directed by Jehovah?"
"A quick question: You mentioned directed by Jehovah, but since Jesus is head of the congregation and Revelation describes him as having the seven stars in his hand, don't you actually mean to ask me if I believe the governing body is directed by Jesus?"
"Well Jehovah is the head of Jesus so ultimately they're still being directed by Jehovah, but if you prefer to say Jesus - yes. Do you believe it?"
"Um you know, coming to think of it I never gave much thought to what the governing body teaches about exactly how Jesus and/or Jehovah actually directs them. How exactly are they directed - do they hear an audible voice? Does holy spirit from heaven influence the minds of the majority of the members who vote in favor of a particular teaching but not the other members voting against? And when a previous teaching is changed does Jehovah or Jesus tell them why he changed his mind about the previous direction and give them an apology? How exactly does it work? I'm sure you will understand that I can't honestly claim to believe or disbelieve something if I don't know exactly what it is I'm supposed to believe. So when you speak of beign directed by Jehovah or Jesus, exactly how do you mean?
Do you accept the teachings that the faithful and discreet slave set up?
"You mean the teachings that the 8 men on the governing body set up, right? Are you asking me if I accept all their teachings, or only those that are correct and wouldn't be changed in the future. If you mean teachings that are firmly supported by scripture and not tainted by erroneous human reasoning, then yes. Surely you would agree with me that they're not infallible. And surely you'd agree with me that a true christian should only accept true teachings, right? And when you say 'set up' what exactly do you mean? Are you saying the teachings are a set up?"