OMFG, the end must be really really really soon.
Book studies in private homes have been cancelled.
Presiding Overseers are now called C.O.B.E.'s (Coordinator of the Body of Elders).
Watchtower has a members-only edition.
Awake is published only once a month.
Long-time pioneers can keep their title no matter their current "time."
Many can remain as "active" publishers by pretending to put in 15 minutes of recruiting every month.
There's an even simpler new revised New World Translation.
They are changing the names of the assemblies and shortening them (again).
HAVE I SAID ANYTHING EXCITING OR THAT HASN'T BEEN CAUSED BY WATCHTOWER ITSELF?
About all they have left is to declare 144,000 symbolic and to decree a pledge of allegiance to the Governing Body at every Regional Convention.