I am worried about your view of people as things, a source of entertainment.
jgnat, my blog is successful solely because I do that.
If I were him, I'd take advantage of the one and only route of expression at the meetings - commenting at the Watchtower study. Take the microphone and sing your answers!
That reminds me, I've been meaning to send a request for a free home Bible study for the neighbors dog.
That reminds me of the time I mailed a business-reply card for my cat to recieve free information. The cat ended up getting more junk mail than my parents and ended up on telemarketers' call lists. Took about five years for it all to go away.