"If you would only come back to Jehovah ... <fill in the blank>"
"The worst JW is better than the nicest worldly person."
"This old system of things ..." WTF does that MEAN?
BORN-INS! What Were The Most Annoying Quotes Your Parents Would Say?
by OneStepOut93 73 Replies latest jw friends
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Vidiot
"No matter how bad you feel, if you go in service, pray, study, associate, and regularly attend, everything will be fine."
(paraphrasing, but that's the gist)
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jws
You don't want to die at Armageddon, do you?
Jehovah sees everything you do, even if I don't.
If you have sex before you're married, I'm gonna cut it off.
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Wild_Thing
"We just have to wait on Jehovah to correct things in his OWN DUE TIME". (Said regarding injustices we saw in the congregation, my dad being abusive, etc.) It was said all. the. time.
When I first told my mother I didn't want to be a witness (when I was 16), she said, "Sometimes I don't either, but there's nothing else out there." She said that all the time, too. My young naive self would respond, "Yeah, I know."