BORN-INS! What Were The Most Annoying Quotes Your Parents Would Say? (page 5)

RN

Another favorite-being instructed to read James 4:4, to "cure" me from wanting to play with neighborhood children. My mother was such a piece of work, it's no wonder I no longer speak to her.

There were no Witness kids where we lived. I only encountered a few in junior high school and high school. When one was assigned to my homeroom, it was hell. She is now a public official in Anchorage, AK.

skeeter1

"How are you going to get through Armegheddon (if you keep doing that)?"

exwhyzee

I was standing on the beach the other day watching some surfers and was wishing I was out in the water myself. I turned to my wife and sarcastically quoted what was always said to me any time I expressed interest in participating in athletic activities.

"Never mind Exwhyzee.....you'll have all the time in the world to do that in the New System."

"You think those kids at school are your friends? Just you wait till the GREAT TRIBULATION starts - they will all turn against you, make fun of you and hate you"

Sometimes in high school I would make the mistake of saying something like -we won the football game Friday night, only to be reprimanded with the words...."It is not WE! WE are not part of the world."

"That was the best convention ever"

The most irritating one is the one my father is always quoting lately..."Disfellowshipping is like a time-out for a naughty child". This is his favorite one these days. J.C. - I'm 47 years old - stop comparing me to a child sitting in the corner

fedup

Wake up, time for SERVICE!!

Come on, we'll be late for the meeting

Brother _____ is so spriritual

You have to comment during the WT study

Did you prepare for the WT study?

BORN-INS! What Were The Most Annoying Quotes Your Parents Would Say?

Heartofaboy

RN

cult classic

Band on the Run

skeeter1

exwhyzee

recovering

perfect1

Magwitch

fedup

Share this