Meetings to Continue forever! Another reason you DON'T want to live in the NEW ORDER

by LostGeneration 43 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • cofty
  • tootired2care

    So much for that freedom we were all looking forward to, meetings for all eternity to kiss the celestial dictators ass, and talk about boring stuff like the vital importance of why you must attend all 14 days of the annual district convention...yea I so prefer hades.

  • tootired2care

    I think that toucan is about to take a sh1t on that losers head in the back of the pic.

  • Gayle

    have to go to all the meetings for 1000 yrs so hat you won't be destroyed then as well

  • wasblind

    I'll bet the family farm the folks in the kingdom hall I attended won't make it to paradise

    I broke enough bread at their homes to know, a meatless paradise is jus' talk


  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition
    a meatless paradise is jus' talk

    I'd rather die.

  • LostGeneration

    No meat.

    No sex (for most, I guess)

    No competition (NFL, Soccer, NBA, Olympics)

    No casinos

    No Hollywood movies

    No hard core rock, hip hop, etc

    No getting drunk

    No TV

    No FUN

  • redvip2000

    lol....priceless comments...

    Sometimes i also wonder if living in "paradise" would be all that great. There is only so much picnics and "looking down the hill and admire nature" before you are bored to tears.

    I'm so addicted to my TV shows and playstation, and Ipad, mp3, movies, going out drinking and dining, lighting up a nice cigar with some cognac, etc etc, that honestly i can't imagine life without those things.

  • RubaDub

    Imagine having to open the door of your house in the morning and lion poop is everywhere.

    Rub a Dub

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Imagine having to open the door of your house in the morning and lion poop is everywhere.

    In the New System, lions will eat coconuts and shit frozen PiƱa Coladas.

    That toucan is about to shit a bowl of Froot Loops.

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