To refresh your memory, it was you who, when we first met here, threatened a sort of wardrobe malfunction, and I recall rather clearly that at the time, I advised you of the potential, gaseous consequences to such a malfunction.
Well, now that you mention it... I do recall you saying something about not being able to control your... bowels... or something like that... yes.
Peace, Love, and Freedom of Flatulence!
Indeed. Whatever floats your boat... or fills your chonies!
From 144001 A true slave of Taco Bell
Enchiritos 'til the wheels come off!
P.S. If you don't like my butt huggers, you are free to buy me suitable alternatives. I like the 2Xist brand . . . but no tightey whiteys, please!
Ummm... I have no problem with your butt huggers, luv. Apparently, YOU do. Well, with what's in 'em...
you are free to buy me suitable alternatives.
You're kidding, right? I don't even buy my own husband chonies, luv. And rarely wash them (he's a big boy and so buys/washes his own, as I do mine). I stopped buying/washing my son's when he was 14. He had a job and so I considered him big boy enough to buy... and wash... his own, too.
I like the 2Xist brand . . . but no tightey whiteys, please!
What, your butt not "tight" enough to look good in a pair of those? Well, I would recommend butt squeezes for that, but given your stated issues with... mmmmm... "control" (well, lack thereof) in that "area"... maybe not. Wouldn't want to make it worse for anyone who has to live/sleep/commute/work wit'cha.
YOUR servant and a slave of Christ,
SA, who's feelin' kind of "froggy" tonight, so...