"WTF is the abstract language of higher education??? Who says things like that?"
Someone who's never been to college, but thinks that's what they teach you in higher education....
Most JWs pride themselves on being down-to-earth people who feel they have a lot of common sense, even blessed with MORE than anyone who went to college: after all, they've got "The Truth"! They think college types are egg-headed anoraks, lacking in enough common sense not to drown in a rainstorm by looking up in fascination at the clouds. They think college types are more concerned with abstractions and theories over practical knowledge and hard work.... There's definitely an anti-intellectual streak to be seen in JWs.
Heck, we even see it on JWN: the non-college-types complain if when someone dares post a word or concept they don't know: instead of learning, they get offended that someone would dare expose them to something they don't know....