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What Did You Do As A Witness That Could Have Gotten You Into Trouble Had The Elders Ever Known About It?
by minimus 59 Replies latest jw friends
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blondie
I did watch John Ankerberg. I wouldn't recommend him to any jw thinking of leaving....do your own investigation.
I went to a Cheech and Chong show (with 2 elders).
I watched my first R-rated movie at an elder's house.
Outside my family home, the first time I participated in underage drinking was at an elder's party and he was serving.
I posted here.
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stillajwexelder
My elder buddy and I would frequent strip clubs when we wanted to. I did that once when away on business. 204 for a lap dance I considered great value as you were allowed to touch - though not down below of course
R Rated movies on a very regular basis
I know many JWs, including elders, that drank excessively but that wasn't considered too big a deal. ABSOLUTELY - 1 bottle of Gin per week no problem. The Service overseer at the time made sure he had a big twist of lemon in his Gin and Tonic.
Oral sex with my wife.
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stillajwexelder
O - I forgot - I suppose it goes without saying that I watched hard core porn while serving as secretary. By the way I was partial to inter-racial lesbians.
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sseveninches
Going to a clothing-optional beach countless times
Having sex (gasp!), multiple times (double gasp!), with guys (faint)
Reading sites like this
Browsing the internet and viewing porn on my phone during assembly
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sizemik
We all need a good spanking . . . trousers down.
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metaspy
I played Video Games that had "MAGIC" in them!!!
Zelda, Final Fantasy, lots of Role Playing Games
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av8orntexas
About a year or so after high school I still lived at home.
My mom worked nights and pretty much never got home until about 730-8. She usually went in at at 9-930pm.
When I first moved here we lived in a small area that all together has about 35-40k people. Everybody knows you and your business.
Well after my mom would go to work,I'd get in the car and make the 57-mile one way drive to the big city of Houston -Hahahahahaha-and go to the 24/7 whatever porn shop was open.
I had bulit quite a VHS collection that required me to constantly move it around to various 'stash' areas around the house. I even put tapes in my briefcase ( she'd never look there ) and porn mags behind my KH Ministry and Watchtowers/Awakes in my briefcase. One day I left the hall and forgot my briefcase which contained a copy of Legs and Juggs,lol Well I hit a U-turn and FLEW back to the hall. I couldn't remember if I locked it or not.
Sure enough my PO found it and goes, " We tried to open it to see who it belonged to, but it was locked."
I guess Jehovah answered my prayer.....?
I was still a virgin in my early 20's and since I wasn't close to seeing any nookie, porn was like crack for me,lol
Being a single guy with natural physical inclinations that you're told to fight, is hell in the 'truth' hahahahaha
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Aware!
Damn... did all of this happen before or after learning TTATT? The only bad things I remember doing are lying on my time slip (I would forget to write down my hours, and never thought it was scriptural or stealing from Jehovah) and going to college (still going). I'm still a good person and have never been to any bar or strip club. I do admit to drinking wine, (I'm still underage) but only for the health benefits and I've never gotten nor will ever get drunk. R-rated movies? Very seldomly, and only if it was just violence with limited or no sexual content. Nothing satanic because I didn't want demunz bothering me at night.
My learning TTATT and disbelief in the Bible have not given me a license to do whatever I want. But who knows, maybe later the dark side will appeal to me. I heard they have cookies.
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av8orntexas
This was while I was in.
I wasn't raised a witness. I was still 2-3 years in at the time.
And I would sweat bullets worrying that I'd get caught.