Crap....
Now I can't think of anything...
Uh, wait a sec....
Take one young upstart greenhorn clothing store magnate who reads the bible and has TONS of arrogance and self-righteousness.
Marinate him in a "Doomsday" atmosphere, such as a "Second-Day Adventist" environment, until he's thoroughly loopy...
Carefully extract him from that stew and place him carefully in a special echo-box surrounded by yes-men,
Throw in a few "end-times" dates, and let the whole mix simmer, occasionally adding a few suckers - er, followers, until the end time runs out - er, the timer runs out....
Let him stew in his own juices, exposing him to a hot kitchen warmer as the embarrassment of his false predictions puts heat on him...
Then bake in an oven of heated public opinion, due to his scandalous behavior towards an underage girl and his very public divorce.
Serve with half-truths and contradictions...
Next up - Baked Rutherford steeped in whiskey - gin - wine - beer - and whatever else you've got, that's alcoholic!!
Zid - with thanks again to Punk of Nice for suggesting this idea!!
